Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My pussy is not your playground.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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