I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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