You just made me feel so damn special
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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