garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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