Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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