if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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