I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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