Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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