okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just googled if crying burns calories
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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