sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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