everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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