I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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