The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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