ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
