Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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