I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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