are you still at the devil's house?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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