Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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