how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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