I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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