Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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