In the future we'll all be gay
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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