wake up i wanna do it froggy style
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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