And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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