there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
she woke up with a sticky ear
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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