Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I will pee on everything he values.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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