..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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