I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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