yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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