A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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