i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So squirting runs in the family.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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