You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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