I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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