you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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