He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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