I feel great
I just peed on a car
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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