IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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