You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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