There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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