I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
