Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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