We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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