hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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