Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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