He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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