New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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