Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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