so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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