they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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