one word: firstdatebathroomanal
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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