my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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