This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!