it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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