Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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