sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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