ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It's Friday. Sex?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
