# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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